Reasons Why I Never Visit My Rich Friend

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend:

Once visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and...

Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Question: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?
Answer: Ceylon tea.

Question: How would you like it ? black or white ?
Answer: White.

Question: Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: With milk

Question: Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Answer: With cow's milk please

Question: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um, I'll just take it black

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar

Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead

Question: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: Mineral water

Question: Flavored or non-flavored ?
Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst

Hehehe... =0