Reasons why I never visit my rich friend:
Once visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and...
Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?
Answer: Ceylon tea.
Question: How would you like it ? black or white ?
Question: Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: With milk
Question: Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Answer: With cow's milk please
Question: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Um, I'll just take it black
Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar
Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar
Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead
Question: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: Mineral water
Question: Flavored or non-flavored ?
Answer: I think I'll just die of thirst